Poem from a friend

Do you like to spank your own butt?
Do you feel as though you're in a rut?
Well, I've got just the thing for you,
And I bet you are wondering "what?"

A caramel apple, a diet peach snapple,
I think we should play a game of scrabble,
And think of lots of words,
Whose meaning we will never grapple.

Katie

OMG, I just threw-up!